愚蠢的賊
Very stupid robbers
愚蠢的賊
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
兩個劫匪正在搶劫一家酒店。其中一個叫道：“我聽到警報響了。趕緊往下跳啊！”
The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"
另一個喊道：“可咱們在十三層啊！”
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."
那個劫匪回答道：“沒時間迷信那個了。”
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