外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹301：你會省得更多(中英)
"You will he pleased with me today. mother.” said Dick to his mother, home from school. "I go to school by bus 1 ran all the way after it.
“媽媽，你今天一定會對我滿意的。”迪克放學回家后對媽媽說:“我省一F了車錢。我上學時沒乘公共汽車，而是跟著公共汽車一路跑到學校的。”
“Well,” said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi，you will save much more.”
“哦。”他媽媽笑著說，“下次你跟在出租汽車后面跑，那會省得更多。”
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