安眠藥
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
鮑伯晚上老睡不好覺，就去看醫生，醫生給他開了點烈性安眠藥。
星期天晚上鮑伯吃了藥，睡得挺香，而且沒等聽見鬧鈴就醒了。他不緊不慢地來到辦公室，溜達進去對老板說：“今兒早上我起床一點都不費勁?！?BR>“那挺好哇，”老板怒喝道，“可星期一跟星期二你人哪去啦？”
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