款待Treat
As a rookie in the Atlantic City， N.J.， Police department， I was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. Hardly a day went by when I didn't come upon a child who had become separated from his parents.
One afternoon， I spotted a small boy standing alone， obviously lost. I tried to gain his confidence - I took him to the nearest ice-cream stand and bought him a cone. Time passed with no sign of the boy's parents， so the next step was to call for a patrol car to take him to headquarters. I told the small fry to stay put while I went to the call box. When I returned， he was nowhere in sight.
Within minutes， the car arrived， and one of the patrolmen asked me where the child was. I felt stupid； it's humiliating to say you've lost a lost child. But I told the officers what had happened and gave a description of the boy. “What did you treat him？” asked one of the men.
“An ice-cream cone. Why？”
“Because，” answered the officer， “that kid lives only a few blocks from here， and you've about the fifth rookie he's conned for a treat！”
我是新澤西州大西洋城警察局的一名新警察。我被指派巡邏一條海濱的路線，幾乎每天都能碰上與父母走散的孩子。
一天下午，我發(fā)現(xiàn)一個(gè)小孩獨(dú)自站在那里，顯然是迷了路。我先是設(shè)法取得他的信任－我?guī)礁浇谋苛軘偨o他買了一個(gè)蛋筒。過了很長時(shí)間，也沒看見他父母的影子，所以我就準(zhǔn)備打電話叫輛巡邏車將他送回總部去。我告訴他站在那里別動(dòng)，我去電話亭打電話。當(dāng)我回來時(shí)，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)他不知道到哪兒去了。
警車很快來了。一名警察問我小孩在哪里。我感覺自己傻極了，說自己弄丟了一個(gè)迷路的小孩，該多丟人啊！但我還是告訴了警察們所發(fā)生的一切，并描述了一下小孩的長相。“你請他吃了什么？”一名警察問。
“一個(gè)冰淇淋蛋筒。怎么啦？”
“因?yàn)椋蹦敲煺f，“那個(gè)小孩住的地方離這兒只隔幾個(gè)街區(qū)。而你大概是新警察中幫他買東西吃的第五個(gè)傻瓜蛋！”
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