雙語 笑話 搖瓶子
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
媽媽：你為什么不停地跳上跳下的？
湯姆：我剛吃完藥，可我忘了先搖動瓶子了。
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