外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹48：醫(yī)院公告欄上的留言 (中英)
Colloquium announcement:
討論會(huì)公告:
Research shows the first five minutes of life can be the most risky.
研究結(jié)果表明一個(gè)人來到世上的最初五分鐘是最危險(xiǎn)的。
Hand-written note underneath:
下面卻有一行手寫的便條:
The last five minutes aren't so hot either.
一個(gè)人在這世上的最后五分鐘也不好受。
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