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　　A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car.

　　街上，一輛轎車發生了車禍，一大群人圍觀。一個報社記者急著想報道這一車禍，可是他擠不到跟前。

　　Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."

　　他是個聰明的人，于是大聲地喊起來：“讓我進去！讓我進去！我是受害者的兒子?！?/p>

　　The crowd made way for him.

　　圍觀人群給他讓開一條路。

　　Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

　　在車前躺著的是一頭驢。

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