One Rich Man
鱷魚
One day this rich guy was having a party at his house. He was loaded, and he had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, girls, cars, planes,anything he wanted.
一天一個有錢人想要在他家開個宴會。他已經有了任何他想要的東西，包括錢、在比弗利山莊的大房子、女人、汽車、飛機等等等等。
The guy was also a little eccentric, and he had filled his pool with crocodiles.
這個家伙和其他有錢人一樣有點小怪癖，他在水池里放滿了鱷魚。
So there he was, him and his friends all standing around drinking, getting lit and partying next to the pool. The guy gets up on the lifeguard tower and all his friends look up. He calls for silence and says "OK, the first person the swims across my pool will get all my money."
在燈火通明的聚會上，他和朋友們圍繞在水池旁邊。這個有錢人站上救生塔，所有朋友都仰頭看著他。他讓大家保持安靜并且說：“第一個游過這個水池的人可以得到我所有的錢。”
No one moves. The guy looks over the crowd and says:"OK, the first person that swims across my pool gets all my money and my house." Still no one moves.
沒有人動。這有錢人看眼了四周說:"第一個游過這個水池的人可以得到我所有的錢和房子。”依然沒人動。
"OK then, the first person the swims across my pool gets all my money, my house and all my cars and planes."Still, no one moves, not even a eye blinks this time.
"第一個游過這個水池的人可以得到我所有的錢、房子和飛機。”情況一樣，還是沒人懂，這一刻大家都目不轉睛。
"OK then, all my money, my house, all my cars, all my planes, all my property, all my stocks and bonds and investments and all the girls ，you can handle; everything I own."
"第一個游過這個水池的人，我所有的錢、房子、飛機、產業、股票、債券投資和女人，就都是你的了，所有我的東西全是。”
"Splash!" Someone's in the pool. Crocodiles are all over him, but he rolls over like Tarzan, he's all over the place, fighting and dodging. Finally he gets out of the pool on the other side. The rich guy on the tower jumps downand runs over to him.
“撲通！”有人跳進了水池。他四周全是鱷魚，但是他反應迅速得像泰山一樣，他一邊躲避一邊戰斗。最后他終于成功到達水池的另一邊。這個有錢人從塔上跳下來跑到他身邊。
"That was incredible! I never thought that I would ever see that done! Do you want the money now or later?"
“太難以置信了！我從來沒想過自己可以親眼見證這種時刻！你現在就要拿到那些錢嗎？“
"I don't want the money."
“我不要錢。”
"Do you want the house now or later?"
“你現在要房子嗎？”
"I don't want the house."
“我不要房子。”
"Do you want the cars and planes now or later?"
“你現在要汽車、飛機嗎？”
"I don't want the cars or the planes."
“我不要這些。”
"Do you want the bonds, stocks and stuff now or later?"
" 你現在要產業、股票諸如此類的東西嗎？”
"I don't want that either."
“不要，那些我也不要。”
"Do you want the girls now or later?"
“那你是要女人？”
"I don't want the girls."
“不要，我不要女人。”
The rich guy looks at him and says "Well what the hell do you want？？？"
有錢人看著他惱火的問道：“那你究竟想要點什么啊？？？
"I want the bastard that pushed me in!"
“我就想知道,是哪個雜種把我推進池子里的!”
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