趣味圖片英語笑話：Jasmine 茉莉（雙語）
Jasmine, you look amazing!
茉莉,你看起來很棒!
I'm on this fabulous diet, where you almost cease to exist and become a vague, indistinct memory in people's memory ...
我在這個令人難以置信的節食,你幾乎不復存在,在人們的記憶成為模糊,模糊的記憶……
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