外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹90：問路(中英)

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Vacationing in Milan，my friend Chad was counting on seeing Leonardo da Vinci’s famous painting" The Last Supper”. With only vague directions, he soon became lost Questioning pedestriansdidn'thelp,sinceChadspoke no Italian.

在米蘭度假期間，我的朋友查特期望能看一眼達·芬奇的杰作“最后的晚餐”。因為不是很清楚具體的位置，他很快就迷了路。他不會說意大利語，所以也無法詢問行人。

As a last resort，he sketched the well-known scene of Jesus and the 12 apostles and showed the drawing to passers-by，asking help in finding his way. Twice the directions he received led him to nearby restaurants.

查特使出了最后一招，他粗略地畫了一下人人皆知的耶穌和十二個弟子在一起的場面，把它遞給了路人，請求幫助。有兩次他按所指的路來到了附近的餐館。

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