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趣味圖片英語笑話:anniversary 紀(jì)念日(雙語)

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Bastard, you've forgot that today is our anniversary!

混蛋,你忘了今天是我們的紀(jì)念日!

In the whimsical games between the sexes, this scenario has never occurred

在兩性之間反復(fù)無常的游戲中,這種情況從未發(fā)生

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