外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹164：司機與比爾?克林頓(中英)

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Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instant1y. Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened.

一天晚上，比爾·克林頓和他的司機驅車行駛在鄉村的公路上，意外的撞死了一頭豬。克林頓讓司機去向農場的主人解釋所發生的一切。

About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and tom. "What happened to you，”asked Bill. "Well, the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me.” "My God, what did you tell them"，asked Clinton. The driver replied, "I’m Bill Clinton’s driver, and 1 just killed the pig.”

大約一小時后，克林頓看見司機搖搖晃晃的回來了，一手拿著一瓶葡萄酒，另一只手拿著香煙，衣服破爛不堪。克林頓疑惑地問:“發生了什么事?”司機回答說:“沒什么，農場主給我葡萄酒，他老婆給我香煙，他們19歲的女兒瘋狂地愛上了我。”“哦，_L帝，你到底對他們說了些什么?”司機回答“我是比爾·克林頓的司機，而且剛剛撞死了那頭豬。”

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