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英漢雙語笑話115

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1.Waste or Save?Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don"t you know you are wasting time?Jack: Yes, Dad. But I"ve saved you a meal, haven" I?浪費還是節(jié)約父親:噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?杰克:我知道,爸爸。可我還給您節(jié)省了一頓飯呢,是不是?2.Why Is He HowlingDentist: Please stop howling. I haven"t even touched your tooth yet.Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!他為什么喊牙醫(yī):請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。病人:我知道,可是你正踩著我的腳呀!

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