英漢雙語笑話115

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1.Waste or Save?Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don"t you know you are wasting time?Jack: Yes, Dad. But I"ve saved you a meal, haven" I?浪費還是節約父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎？杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是？2.Why Is He HowlingDentist: Please stop howling. I haven"t even touched your tooth yet.Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!他為什么喊牙醫：請你不要再喊了！我還沒碰你的牙呢。病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀！

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