每日一笑（1.13）
Made in Japan
一位來(lái)自日本的旅客，坐出租車去機(jī)場(chǎng)的路上，看到一輛汽車經(jīng)過(guò)，就說(shuō)：“oh，TOKOTA ！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”又有一輛經(jīng)過(guò)，他又說(shuō)：“oh，NISSAN！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”司機(jī)有點(diǎn)不高興，覺(jué)得他太吵了！ 當(dāng)?shù)谌v經(jīng)過(guò)時(shí),他還是說(shuō)：“oh，HONDA！Made in Japan! It is very fast！” 后來(lái)到了機(jī)場(chǎng)，那個(gè)日本人就問(wèn)：“How Much？”出租車司機(jī)說(shuō)：“one thousand！”日本人驚奇的問(wèn)司機(jī)：“為什么那么貴？”出租車司機(jī)回答說(shuō)：“oh，mileometer（計(jì)程表）！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”
今天周末了，發(fā)個(gè)與往日不一樣的，換一下口味，有興趣的朋友們也可以譯一下喲。
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