英語幽默笑話：死于肝癌
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Wife:you see. According to the statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
妻子：你看這張報紙，據統計，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。
Husband: lt's okay. To my investigation,all these people eat meals.
丈夫：那有什么？據我調查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃飯的。
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