外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹193：逛購物中心(中英)

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A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at Lakeside Mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

一對來自第三世界國家的父子來到了湖岸購物中心。他們被眼前的一切驚呆了，特別是兩面發光的銀墻，這墻不但可以分開，還可以合上。

The boy asked his father, "What is this father?" The father responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!”

兒子問父親:“爸爸，這是什么?”爸爸回答說:“兒子，我這輩子還從來沒見過這東西呢，我也不知道這是什么。”

While the boy and his father were watching wide一eyed an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving wails and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a voluptuous 24 years old woman stepped out.

這對父子睜大了眼睛，他們看見一位坐輪椅的老太太，搖到那面會移動的墻面前按了一下按鈕，墻打開了，老太太搖著輪椅從兩面墻的中間穿了過去，進了一個小屋子里。墻合上了。男孩和他的爸爸看到墻上閃動著的寫有數字的小圓燈在向上移動。他們又看到那小圓燈又向相反的方向移動。墻打開了，從里面走出一位約24歲迷人的女人。

The father said to his son, "Go to get your mother".

爸爸對兒子說:“走，快去把你媽叫來。”

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