每日一笑：Can I get a raise in my wages？(9.28)
"Mr. Black, I have just been married, therefore can I get a raise in my wages?"
"I am sorry, but I can't help you. For accidents which happen to our workers outside the factory, we are not responsible."
我能提薪嗎？
“布萊克先生，我剛剛結(jié)婚了，所以我能提薪嗎？”
“對不起， 我?guī)筒涣四恪?對工人在工廠外發(fā)生的事故我們概不負(fù)責(zé)?！?br />
練習(xí)參考答案：
① Because he was the new coach.
?、?He called each boy by the number on his uniform.
?、?Jeff Smith.
④ Because no one responded to his call, and the umpire looked on.
?、?The best team.
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