女友學英語 為什么受傷的卻是我
留學回家，一天我正在看碟，女友又捧了本書進來，說道:給我講講這幾句話什么意思。
女友:這個“i don't know.”是什么意思？
我說:“我不知道”
女友:你留學了幾年，你怎么什么都不知道！！
我說:不是！就是“我不知道”嗎！！
女友:還嘴硬！！！！$◎%！#$"&%#$%◎$%◎#$%！"%"！"%$"#&……（一頓爆揍）
女友:你在給我說說這個。“i know.”是什么意思你該知道吧，給我說說。
我說:是“我知道”
女友:知道就快說。
我說:就是“我知道”
女友:找茬呀你？剛才收拾你收拾的輕了是不？
我說:就是我知道呀！
女友:知道你還不說！！不懂不要裝懂！&*$%"@$#！%$@"%#*$"""##$%（又一頓爆揍）
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