外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹138：真實(shí)的幽默(中英)

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Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. Any way there was this young nurse. Every time she came in, she talked to him like a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice" And how are we doing this morning?"

哈里住進(jìn)了醫(yī)院，他是一個(gè)老人，負(fù)責(zé)護(hù)理他的是一個(gè)年輕的護(hù)士。每次她走進(jìn)病房，都會(huì)像對(duì)待小孩一樣地和哈里說(shuō)話。她會(huì)用一個(gè)施恩者的態(tài)度問(wèn):“今天上午過(guò)的好嗎?”

Well, this is a story of revenge. He had received breakfast, and pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill. The juice was apple juice. You know where the juice went.

這是哈里對(duì)她報(bào)復(fù)的故事。哈里領(lǐng)到了早飯，從托盤里把蘋果汁拿下來(lái)，放到自己床前的架子上，然后他把它們?nèi)康惯M(jìn)了尿罐里。你該明白會(huì)是什么效果吧。

The nurse came in and picked up the urine bottle. She looks at it. "It seems we are a little cloudy today…”At this, he snatches the bottle out of her hand, and saying "Well，I’ll run it through again, and maybe I can filter it better this time.”

過(guò)了一會(huì)兒那個(gè)護(hù)士進(jìn)了病房，她拿起尿罐看了看，說(shuō)道“今天好像有點(diǎn)渾。”這時(shí)，哈里把瓶子從她手里奪過(guò)來(lái)，說(shuō)道:“那我再倒一遍，或許這次我過(guò)濾一下效果會(huì)好些的。”

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