外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹139：河上漂流(中英)
A man is walking past a travel agents office when he notices a billboard announcing, "4 day cruise down the Murray River $40 all inclusive.”
一個(gè)男人路過(guò)旅行社時(shí)，看到一個(gè)廣告欄上面寫著“順著墨累河漂流四天，全部費(fèi)用只需40美元”。
Impressed by the low price, he races into the shop, slaps $40 onto the counter and announces, "I' m here for the Murray cruise.” Quick as a wink, the travel agent whips out a baseball bat and knocks him unconscious.
面對(duì)如此低價(jià)的誘惑，他大步走進(jìn)旅行社把40美元往桌上一拍，然后說(shuō):“我報(bào)名墨累河之游。”眨眼間，旅行社的店員抽出一根棒球棍，一下就把那個(gè)人打昏了。
When the man wakes, he finds himself tied to a floating log and drifting down the river. After a time, he notices another man in same predicament on the other side of the river.
當(dāng)那個(gè)人醒來(lái)之后，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己被捆在一個(gè)木筏上，正沿著河水往下漂呢。過(guò)了一會(huì)兒在河的另一邊，他看到一個(gè)和他處境一樣的人。
"$40 Murray cruise?" he calls out.
"40美元墨累河之游?”他喊到。
"Yep!" says the man on the other side.
“是呀!”那人答道。
"I'll bet you we don't even get breakfast,”he yells.
“我打賭我們還沒(méi)吃早飯呢。”他喊道。
"Well，”calls the other man, “we did last year.”
“對(duì)，”另一個(gè)人說(shuō)，“我們?nèi)ツ瓿赃^(guò)了。”
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