英語笑話笑死人不償命61: 這是個(gè)法律問題(雙語)
It's the Law
這是個(gè)法律問題
A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting American about British law.
一位身材修長(zhǎng)，舉止文雅，穿著光鮮的英國(guó)人向來訪的美國(guó)人解釋英國(guó)法律。
"You know, homosexuality was once considered so heinous in Britain that it was punishable by execution.
“你知道嗎？在英國(guó)，同性戀從前被認(rèn)為是罪大惡極，可判處極刑，
Only 100 years ago, it was reduced to a misdemeanor,
一百年前，被減為行為失檢之輕微罪刑。
and about 50 years ago, decriminalized altogether. . .
大約五十年前則完全不觸犯刑法……。
Personally, I shan't be satisfied till it's mandatory! "
不過就我個(gè)人而言，非要等到法令強(qiáng)制大家都得同性戀時(shí)，我才會(huì)開心。”
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