趣味英語：老外如何辨別中國人（5）
71.you own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it. 你有自己的切肉刀而且你會磨它
72.your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin. 你的牙膏都擠到紙一樣薄.
73.you know what moon cakes are. 你知道什么是月餅.
74.when there is a sale on toilet paper,you buy 100rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.當廁紙降價時, 你買了100多卷并囤在衣櫥或別人的房間里. (這個厲害, 那個被占領臥室的人真可憐)
75.your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles. 你的父母知道怎樣擤鼻涕。
76.you iron your own shirts. 你自己燙衣服. (意思是老外應該經常找專門的衣服店做這些事情)
77.you play a musical instrument.你會彈奏一種樂器. (當然, 咱中國人打小都是天才)
78.even if you"re totally full,if someone says they"re going to throw away the leftovers on the table,you"ll finish them.即使你飽了, 當別人要把剩下的菜倒掉時你會一嘴把它吃完.
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