雙語(yǔ) 笑話 我不需要再偷了
一家大百貨店的老板在查帳中發(fā)現(xiàn)，他最信任的雇員從 公司偷走了一百多萬(wàn)美元。“我不要丑聞。”老板說(shuō)。“我只要開(kāi)除你。” 那個(gè)雇員回答說(shuō)：“不錯(cuò)，我是偷了你公司相當(dāng)一大筆錢。現(xiàn)在我有游艇、一座鄉(xiāng)村別墅、珠寶，以及你能想到的一切 奢侈品。我什么都不需要了，你為什么要再雇個(gè)人來(lái)，讓他從頭做起呢？”
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