英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯:一邊吸一邊玩(雙語)
A: I hear smokeless tobacco has been banned
A:我聽說無煙煙草已經被禁止了。
B:Great!That’ll really helped clumsy
B:太好了!正好幫助了那些笨人。
A:How is that?
A:怎么說?
B:He can’t chew and play at the same time, anyway.
B:無論如何,他總算不能一邊吸一邊玩了。
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