雙語笑話 全球爆笑各大行業英文廣告②
Traffic slogans
交通宣傳標語:
If you want to stay married, divorce speed。
想和愛人牽手,就和超速分手。
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough--or else they never will be.。.
如果你的孩子不夠大就別讓他開車,否則他就可能再也長不大了...
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