不快先生是您飛得太低了
A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police.
" Sorry, officer." said the driver, " Was I driving too fast?"
" No, sir. You were flying too slow."
有個人在馬路上把車開到每小時130邁，讓交警給攔了下來。
“不好意思，警官，”司機說，“我開得太快了嗎？”
“不快，先生，是您飛得太低了。”
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