Family Joke(43)
Two buddies were having a chat. Said one,“You know,I can trace my ancestors up the Family Tree.”The other responded,“That‘s so?Well,far as l know,there are only two things that live on trees:Them’s birds and monkeys,and I see that you ain‘t got no feathers.”
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