初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話20：你去哪兒了?（中英）
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6.Where Have You Been?
你去哪兒了?
Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck. After a time,he suddenly thought of his son, he asked people: "Have you seen my child'?" One of his villagers laughed and said: "Don't you know he is on your neck?" Hearing this, the man took down his son from his neck, he was so angry that he hit the son, and then shouted: "I have told you not to go here and there. Where did you go just now?"
古時候，有個人總是忘事。一天，他帶著小兒子出門。一高興，便讓兒子騎在自己的脖子上。過了一會兒，他忽然想起兒子來，逢人便問間:“你看到我的孩子了嗎？”有個同村的村民見了大笑，說:“你難道不知道他在你脖子上嗎？”一聽這話，這人一把將兒子一從脖子上揪下來，氣憤至極，狠狠地打了孩子，嚷道:“我叫你別亂跑，剛才你到哪里去了?”
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