初學(xué)者愛(ài)上英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話22：三個(gè)醉漢（中英）
8.Three Drunkards
三個(gè)醉漢
Two drunkards are walking along. One says to the other, "What a beautiful night,look at the moon.”The second drunkard stops and look at his drunken friend. "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."
兩個(gè)醉漢正在走著。其中一個(gè)對(duì)另一個(gè)說(shuō)，“多么美麗的夜晚呀，看那月亮。”另一個(gè)醉漢停下來(lái)，看著他喝醉的朋友說(shuō)，“你錯(cuò)了，那不是月亮，是太陽(yáng)。”
Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunkard, so they stopped him. "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"
他倆開(kāi)始爭(zhēng)論起來(lái)，過(guò)廠一會(huì)兒，他們碰到了另一個(gè)醉漢，他們攔住他。“先生，您能不能幫我們解決我們爭(zhēng)論的問(wèn)題?請(qǐng)告訴我們天上發(fā)光的是什么，是月亮還是人陽(yáng)?”
The third drunkard looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."
第三個(gè)醉漢看了看天空，然后看了看他們，說(shuō)，“對(duì)下起.我不住這兒。”
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