體面的男朋友
Mother to daughter： “What kind of person is your new boyfriend？ Is he respectable？”
“Of cause he is， Mom. He's thrifty， doesn't drink or smoke， has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children.”
母親問女兒：“你的新男朋友是怎樣一個人？他很體面嗎？”
“當然很體面，媽媽。他很節儉，不抽煙不喝酒，有一個賢慧的妻子和三個有教養的孩子。”
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