英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Trained carpenters 訓練有素的木匠（中英雙語）

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128. Trained carpenters

128.訓練有素的木匠

While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought，I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom. With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly scrubbed floors. "Just a minute，”
I said，thinking of a quick solution. "I'll put down newspapers. "

木匠工人在我剛買的房子外邊干活，我忙著房內的清潔工作。就在我剛擦完地板時，一位工人進來要求用一下洗手間，我看了看他的臟靴子，又看了看新擦的地板，說道:“等一會兒，”我邊說邊考慮對策。“讓我先在地上鋪層報紙吧。”

" That's all right，lady，”he responded.”I'rn already trained. "

“沒關來的，太太，”他回答說:“我己受過訓練了。”

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