英漢雙語笑話習題簿2011.4.29

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The patient is adamant. "Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pancreas trans. . ." "What makes you think you need all these?" Well, replied the patient, "My boss said if I wanted to keep my job I needed to get reorganized."

這個病人顯得很堅決。“醫生，我需要做肝臟移植、腎臟移植、心臟移植、角膜移植、脾臟移植、胰腺移植和。。。” “你為什么認為你需要做這么多移植手術？”病人回答：“哦，是這樣，我的老板說如果我這個人不重新組裝的話，就別想保住我的工作！”練習：他結果怎樣？答案：失業，呵呵~

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