英漢雙語笑話習題簿2011.4.30

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Poet: I hope you've received the little volume of poems I sent you.
Woman: Oh, yes. It's very nice. I wonder where I've put it?
Her son: It's under the leg of the table, Mom, to make it steady.

詩人：我希望你已經收到我寄給你的那些詩了
女人：哦，收到了，收到了，很不錯。哎，我把它放哪兒去了呢？
女人的兒子：媽媽，你為了讓桌子立的更穩，把那些詩稿墊在桌子腿下面了。

練習：
誰是搗蛋鬼？答案：
兒子，呵呵

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