溫斯頓·邱吉爾

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Winston Churchill

A member of the House of Commons got up in a debateand said that Winston Churchill was evidently suffering from beriberi,as a sign of that disease was a swollen head．

Afterwards Churchill corrected the member and said that swollen feet, not head, were the sign．

"That makes no difference," was the reply. "All I meant to convey was that you were too big for your boots．"

溫斯頓·邱吉爾

一位下院議員在辯論中站起來說溫斯頓·邱吉爾顯然是得了腳氣病，因為腳氣病的一個癥狀就是頭腦發漲。

后來邱吉爾糾正了這個議員的話，說該癥狀是兩腳腫脹，而不是頭腦發脹。

“那沒什么區別，”這是他得到的回答。“我想說的是你太自大。”

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