Computer jokes (2)
Computer jokes(二)
Computer terms- Texas Translation:
Log on: Making a wood stove hotter.
Log off: Don't add no more wood.
Monitor: Keeping an eye on the wood stove.
Download: Gettin' the farwood off the truck
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