父親節趣味小笑話：Penny Trick 一便士的小把戲
Penny Trick
一便士的小把戲
After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room.
某晚，在把三歲寶寶山米放到床上后，他的父母聽到啜泣聲從他的房間傳來。
Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking was helping.
沖進屋內后，他們看見他正嚎啕大哭著。他成功告訴他們他吞下了一便士一定活不成了。說什么都無濟于事。
His father, in an attempt to calm him down, palmed a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it from Sammy's ear. Sammy was delighted.
他的父親，試圖讓他冷靜下來。他從口袋中掏出一便士，在山米的耳邊假裝要把它拿過來。山米很開心。
In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed, and then cheerfully demanded, "Do it again, Dad!"
山米以迅雷不及掩耳盜鈴之將錢從父親手中奪過，吞下，然后高興的要求道：“再來一遍，爸爸！”
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