Some yogurt visits a local bar
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender， who was a tub of cottage cheese， says to them， “We don't serve your kind in here.”
One of the yogurt cartons says back to him， “Why not？ We're cultured individuals.”
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