父親節趣味小笑話：New and Improved 新舊大PK
New and Improved
新舊大PK
The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a story. From time to time, she would take her eyes’ off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
小女孩坐在祖父的膝上讀故事。她時不時的從書上轉移視線抬起頭來碰到他褶皺的臉。隨后她摸摸自己的臉頰又回去摸摸祖父的。
Finally she spoke, "Granddaddy, did God make you?"
最后她問：“爺爺，是上帝創造的你嗎？”
"Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
“是啊，甜心。”他回答道：“上帝很久前創造出了我。”
"Oh" she said, then "Granddaddy, did God make me too?"
“喔。”她回答。接著又問道：“爺爺，上帝也創造了我嗎？”
"Yes, indeed honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."
“是啊，當然了寶貝。”他向她保證：“上帝只是不久前創造的你。”
"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it now isn't he?"
“喔。”她回答。又分別感受了兩人的臉頰，邊觀察邊說：“上帝的技術越來越好了，是不？”
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