英語(yǔ)笑話(huà):錯(cuò)誤
導(dǎo)語(yǔ)：笑話(huà)讓人快樂(lè)^_^中西方人的笑點(diǎn)不一樣，也許你覺(jué)得捧腹大笑的笑話(huà)，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話(huà)，我們也許覺(jué)得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話(huà)也能學(xué)到知識(shí)喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)小編一起來(lái)欣賞這則英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)吧(*^__^*) ……
Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice?
Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
男孩：嗨，我們之前是不是約會(huì)過(guò)，是一次還是兩次，我忘記了。
女孩：應(yīng)該只有一次吧，我從不犯兩次同樣的錯(cuò)誤。
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