小伙子說我父親很討厭她
No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.
"Find a girl just like your mother, then, she's bound to like her."
So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl. He told his friendly adviser:
"Just like you said, I found a girl who looked, talked, dressed, and even cooked like my mother, And just as you said, my mother liked her".
"So," asked the friend, "what happened?"
"Nothing," said the young man. " My father hates her!"
有個小伙子發現，無論他帶什么女孩子回家，媽媽都不贊成。
一位朋友建議他，“你找一個像你母親一樣的女孩吧——你母親肯定會喜歡她的”。
這個小伙子就找啊找啊，終于找到了一個女孩。他告訴自己的朋友：“就像你說的，我找到了一個女孩，無論在感覺、說話、打扮，甚至烹飪手藝都很像母親的，而且真的像你說的那樣，媽媽很喜歡她。”
“那么”，他的朋友問到，“發生了什么事？”
“沒事，”小伙子說，“我父親很討厭她！”
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