雙語笑話 寫作課
Teacher had set his class an essay "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play"..
老師給學生出了作文題:“一場板球賽”。兩分鐘后,西蒙·斯蒂爾交了作文,老師允許他回家了,他在作文上寫道:“下雨,比賽中止。”
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