那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事195：腦筋急轉彎（四）
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
腦筋急轉彎（四）
1. Where does afternoon come before morning in the world?
世界上什么地方下午在上午之前？
2. WhY don't you taka the bus home?
你為什么不乘公交車回家？
3.WhY are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to aach other ？
在“gloves”一詞中為什么說g和s緊緊相依？
4. What letter is an animal?
哪個字母是動物？
s. What letter is a question?
哪個字母是問題？ 。
6．How do you feel today?
你今天感覺如何？
7.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
在不切斷或纏繞的情況下，如何把一根繩子變短？
8.What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades?
彼得的分數這么低，你怎么看？
9. What does everybody do at the same time?
所有人同時在做什么？
10. Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
誰一年只上一天班卻不會被開除？
11.Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?
自由女神為何矗立在紐約港灣？
12.When can you go as fast as a racing car?
什么時候你能像跑車一樣快？
keys:
1．In the dictionary.
字典里。
2. Because my home is not that big.
因為我家沒那么大。 take乘坐，帶著。
3. Because there is love between them！
因為它們之間有愛1
4．lt's the letter B!
字母B,bee蜜蜂。
5．lt's the letter Y．
字母Y,whY為什么。
6. With my hands,of course!
當然用手啦!
7. Take a longer rope and compare with it!
拿一根更長的繩子和它比！
8．He didn't cheat！
他沒有撒謊。
9．Grow old！
長大！
10. Santa Claus.
圣誕老人。
11. Because it can't sit down.
因為它不能坐下。
12. Whan you're in it．
當你坐在跑車里時。
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