雙語爆笑美劇配角生存攻略

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How to survive in American series as a supporting role
　　美劇配角求生攻略　　
1. Show respect to the leading role. 　　
向主角示好。　　2. Try to enter the core team. 　　
加入核心團(tuán)隊(duì)。　　3. Whenever you are told there is a monster, believe it. 　　
任何時(shí)候有人說見到了怪物，一定要相信。　　4. Never be the first one to open a door or to enter a tunnel. 　　
決不要做第一個(gè)開門或者進(jìn)入通道的人。　　5. Don't be with your brother or sister, one of you will be killed soon. 　　
別和兄妹什么的一起出現(xiàn)，你們中的一個(gè)用不了多久就會(huì)掛掉。　　6. Be kinda weird, it'll keep you safe for at least 2 seasons. 　　
特立獨(dú)行一些，這至少能幫你撐過前兩季。　　7. Say something cool at times, but don't talk too much. 　　
不時(shí)說點(diǎn)牛逼的話，但別太嘮叨。　　8. Be an immigrant, such as Latin or Asian. 　　
最好是個(gè)移民，比如拉丁人或亞裔。　　9. Make yourself helpful, doctors, cops, technicians and gangsters will have much more survival probability than others such as preists, teachers, scholars, lawyers and politician. 　　
你得有點(diǎn)兒用。通常醫(yī)生、警察、技術(shù)人員和黑社會(huì)的存活幾率遠(yuǎn)大于神父、教師、學(xué)者、律師和政客。　　10. Be good at driving, better a plane or a boat. 　　
一定要開一手好車，最好還會(huì)開船和飛機(jī)。　　11. As a badass, you should be funny. 　　
如果你是個(gè)流氓，你最好很搞笑。　　12. If you ain't funny, never have try to be a good man. 　　
如果你不搞笑，千萬別試圖改邪歸正。　　13.Never fall in love with a cutie. 　　
千萬別跟某個(gè)大美女好上。　　14.Get yourself pregnant, if you could. 　　
如果有辦法，讓自己懷孕。　　15.Don't be fool to take the mission expected to be completed by the leading role, i.e. killing the boss,rescue the leading actress or having sex with her. 　　
千萬不要傻乎乎地去完成應(yīng)該由男主角完成的任務(wù)，比如干掉反派老大、營救女主角或者跟女主角亂搞。　　16. the last one: Keep as much distance as you can from the leading role in the ending episodes, then congratulation! You are the only few survivors who can eat the box lunch after the final season. 　　
最后一條：在結(jié)束的幾集里盡量離主角遠(yuǎn)點(diǎn)兒。好吧，祝賀你，你終于可以作為最后一季碩果僅存的幾位幸存者去吃你的盒飯了。