可那兩只都管它叫老板
A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars."
"Why does that parrot cost so much?" the man wondered.
The owner replied, "Well, it knows how to use a computer."
The man asked about the next parrot on the perch.
"That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do, plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system." Naturally, the startled customer asked about the third parrot.
"That one costs 2,000 dollars."
"And what does that one do?" the man asked.
The owner replied, "To be honest, I've never seen him do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"
有個(gè)男的走進(jìn)寵物店，想買只鸚鵡。店主給引見了待在棲桿上的三只一樣的鸚鵡，說：“靠左邊那只要500塊。”
“這只鸚鵡怎么這么貴？”那男的很疑惑。
店主回答說：“呵，它知道怎么玩電腦呢。”
那男的又問棲桿上緊挨著的那只鸚鵡。
“這一只要1000塊，因?yàn)槟侵畸W鵡會(huì)干的每件事它都會(huì)，另外它還知道怎么用UNIX操作系統(tǒng)。”嚇了一跳的顧客當(dāng)然就問第三只鸚鵡了。
“這一只要2000塊。”
“那這只會(huì)干什么呢？”那男的問。
店主回答：“老實(shí)說，我從沒見它干過一件事，可那兩只都管它叫老板！”
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