英語(yǔ)笑話：Cry
導(dǎo)語(yǔ)：笑話讓人快樂(lè)^_^中西方人的笑點(diǎn)不一樣，也許你覺(jué)得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺(jué)得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學(xué)到知識(shí)喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語(yǔ)笑話小編一起來(lái)欣賞這則英語(yǔ)笑話吧(*^__^*) ……
"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."
"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."
"But has he finished his own cake?"
"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."
“湯姆，你弟弟怎么了？”媽媽在廚房里問(wèn)，“他在哭。”
“沒(méi)事兒，媽媽，”湯姆答道，“我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因?yàn)槲也唤o他吃。”
“他已經(jīng)吃完自己的了么？”
“是的。”湯姆答道，“我?guī)退酝陼r(shí)，他也哭了。”
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