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  Sardar Ji‘s wife was lying on her deathbed,and taking his hand lovingly in her own,she said“Sardar Ji,I want you to get married after I die,don’t mope around alone. But promise me you will not give my clothes to her. Keep them to remind you of our golden days together”

  “No I won‘t”said the sardar“in any case Kalpana is a head taller than you”

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