外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹284：拳擊和逃跑(中英)

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Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, “This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight.”

丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友:“這是一個粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子怎么去拼搏。”

Friend: “But suppose he come up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box.”

朋友:“如果他碰上的對手是一個比他高大，健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎么辦?”

Dan: “I’m teaching him how to run,too.”

丹:“當然，我也會教他逃跑的。”

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