外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹285：他的耳朵在我的衣兜里(中英)
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?”
伊凡流著鼻血回到家里。他媽媽問，“發生了什么事?”
"A kid bit me,” replied Ivan.
“一個男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡說。
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
“再見到他時你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。
"I'd know him anywhere,” said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket.”
“他走到哪里我都能認出他。”伊凡說:“他的耳朵還在我的衣兜里呢。”
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