英漢雙語笑話74

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Creative

Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.

I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.

創(chuàng)造性

第一次求職時，我意識到在列舉我所具備的為數(shù)不多的條件時，得有點創(chuàng)造性。當(dāng)問及我是否受過其它的培訓(xùn)時，我老實地回答說我花了三年時間學(xué)計算機程序設(shè)計課。我得到了那份工作。

我沒有提到那門功課我重復(fù)學(xué)了三年才考及格。

2.

CD Player

While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, "What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' mean?"

"That means," she said, "that this machine will read the digital information that is encoded on CDs and convert it into an audio signal - that is, into music."

"In other words this CD player plays CDs."

"Exactly."

CD唱機

在購買我的第一部CD唱機時，我能夠解讀推銷標(biāo)記上面的大多數(shù)技術(shù)語言。但是有一個標(biāo)示卻讓我頗為迷惑，于是我叫過銷售商，問道：“‘混合脈沖D/A變換器’是什么意思？”

“它的意思是，”她說，“這個機器能夠讀CD碟上加碼的數(shù)字信息，將它轉(zhuǎn)換成聲音信息－也就是說，轉(zhuǎn)換成音樂?！?

“換句話說，這個CD唱機能夠播放CD碟。”

“正是如此?！?br>
3.

I Am Acting Like a Lady

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

我要表現(xiàn)得象位女士

一天，遠(yuǎn)東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件?？墒?，沒過多久，他發(fā)現(xiàn)自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。

他竭力忍耐著。后來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。

“你干嘛？”有人尖聲叫道，“你難道不能表現(xiàn)得象位紳士嗎？”

“聽著，”他說，“我已經(jīng)象紳士一樣表現(xiàn)了一個小時。從現(xiàn)在起，我要表現(xiàn)得象個女士。”

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