爆笑英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精42:What Can I Say In五分鐘我能說(shuō)什么（英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話）
42.What Can I Say In
42.五分鐘我能說(shuō)什么
Five Minutes
當(dāng)我們接到長(zhǎng)途電話賬單時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)我們的女兒凱西經(jīng)常給她在外地上大學(xué)的男朋友打長(zhǎng)達(dá)60分鐘的電話。“從現(xiàn)在開(kāi)始，”她爸爸嚴(yán)厲地說(shuō)，“你今后打電話的時(shí)間限制在五分鐘之內(nèi)。”
When we got our long一distance phone bill，we found that our daughter，Cathy，had been making 60一minute calls to a boyfriend away at college.“From now on，”her father said firmly，"Your calls are limited to five minutes.”
“爸爸，五分鐘我能說(shuō)什么呀?”凱西哀號(hào)著說(shuō)。
“Dad，what can I say in five minutes”Cathy wailed.
“你撥電話給我。”他回答。
"Call me back.”He answered.
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